May 9, 2021

Here’s what you missed this week on ‘What in the cinnamon toast fuck’, I mean, Food in the Waterloo Region…

* Dick Waffle Cones. This is the visual I want people to have when I tell them to suck my dick.

* “Another disgusting recipe”. You’ve put worse things in your body than a cob of corn dipped in mayo.

* Using Facebook Live to bitch about your Uber Eats order being wrong. I think my favorite part was the fact that they then drove to KFC to get the order fixed. Wow.

* Unlicensed food establishments. I shouldn’t have to explain to you that it’s a really bad idea to bring it to this groups attention... you’re gonna have a bad time.

* “Most people don’t eat dinner at 5 or 6pm”. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong .

* PB & J Devilled Eggs, Ketchup on Steak & Eclair BLTs. Apparently we’ve reached that age where your brain goes from “I shouldn’t eat this” to “fuck it, what’s the worst that can happen?”.

A special thank you to this weeks sponsors: * Twenty Pho Seven (If you didn’t sing it like 24K Magic we can’t be friends);

* The Harmony Burger. (The OG - don’t mention Stemmlers, don’t mention Stemmlers, don’t mention Stemmlers….);

* Expired Ranch dressing. (Much like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, you’ll put that shit on anything);

* Pizza Whores. (We would do questionable things for pizza, don’t judge us); and of course...

* Tony Bành (the man who constantly looks at this group and thinks “your momma didn’t raise a fool…. a fucking psycho maybe, but no fool”).