June 20, 2021

Here’s what you missed this week on Food in the Waterloo Region….

• Patio dining. “They wanted me to sit in the parking lot!” How dare they not realize the fucking Queen was coming to dinner. Grow up.
  

• Chick Fil-A. I think the fastest dirty delete on a post asking if they’re open, was 45 minutes. Fucking google it.
  

• Dog friendly restaurants. “Who would want to risk getting fleas?!” Me, Karen. Me. I would die for pupper dogs.
  

• Your open homophobia. The only good thing about homophobia, is when people out themselves as being homophobic pieces of shit. “BuT i HaVe A gAy FrIeNd!” I’ll take missing the point for $400.
  

• McDonald’s. We’re too busy being McFlorists to get your McFuckin order right.

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• Marletta Pagliaroli. The nicest human being you’ll ever meet, who should be protected at all costs;
  

• Penny’s Hot Chicken. The latest craze in chicken that won’t cause violence in this group (currently). Located at 253 King St North (Waterloo), and not to be confused with…
  

• Peggy’s Hot Chicken, which can be found at 1271 Victoria St N, and serves only white breast meat;
  

• Homemade pies for $35. The only thing more expensive than buying a home in this region, is buying a homemade pie with organic ingredients; and of course….
  

• Tony Banh. The person who lets people post what they want and still gets shit on for it. Guess you can’t do anything right 🤷🏻‍♀️