May 23, 2021

You guys made me work OT this week on this recap, holy hell. Friendly reminder that bitches love screenshots (and you can just DM them to me).

And now, here’s what you missed, this week on Food in the Waterloo Region....

- A new food truck has entered the match: Rub a dub dub, some grub & a tug. Come for the food & because of the handy under the table.

- Daisy Miller & The Dumpster Fire. If you can’t buy a garden variety homophobic witch, summoning her from the depths of the swamp is fine.

- Selling food from unlicensed home kitchens. No matter what you do, it’s wrong. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.

- NutraFarms. “I have 2 degrees and 15 years in the farming industry!” Yeah? I have a degree and two certificates in smelling the fine amounts of bullshit coming outta your mouth sweetie.

- Twatwaffles, bear assholes and banana cream pies. Three things I’d never thought I’d have to put in the same sentence...

- This Group and the no good horrible very bad day. Did you all wake up on May 21st and choose violence?

Sponsors: - Ground sauce (is it meat? Is it dirt? Is it bugs? Who knows! Buy it now for $10/bottle); - The Munch Box & Carl Stewbaker (“are you out collecting stories for Sunday?” The irony, is that this group went to hell only a few hours later, so yes, yes I was); - Hooked on Phonics (I’m going to start a fund to buy this book for folks who enjoy slaughtering the English language. Your posts are giving me Covid); - Tony Bành (The Godfather of the trash pile).