May 16, 2021

This week, on Food in the Waterloo Region...

- Reporting posts. If you thought that the anal beads (Bussy Ice Pops) & dick waffle cone points on my previous recaps were offensive, you’re gonna wanna stop reading now.

- Breastfeeding. If you’re offended that someone is providing life sustaining sustenance to their child, you can leave (the group, the restaurant, the planet, I don’t care just go).

- NutraFarms. Blink three times to tell us you’re trapped in a MLM scheme.

- “If you can’t handle bad reviews, don’t go into business.” Or, hear me out. Maybe you shouldn’t be an asshole and complain about the mask mandate.

- Shadily asking the group to identify a house without additional information. In no way is this a terrible idea.

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- Pictures vs. Reality (congratulations, you’ve now discovered why your partner is always disappointed when they see your junk for the first time);

- Matt Bas (are you okay? Do you need an adult? Blink one for yes and twice for yes);

- Popular Pizza (saucy, slimy, so nice you’ll shit yourself twice);

- Tony Bành & Stacey Arnold (“apparently your honesty is not appreciated by all” eh, those fuckers can suck my dick )