March 28, 2021

Here’s what you missed, this week on Food In The Waterloo Region...

- Parasites in undercooked meat. I’d honestly rather have Matt Bas cook all my meals like he made “hamburgers in the shape of hot dogs”, than figure out how some of you haven’t died eating your own cooking.

- Subway’s potato buns. The answer to the question “does it have to be bigger to be delicious?”.

- White dudes mansplaining racism. Just what the world needs, another asshole flapping in the wind about things they know nothing about.

- McDonalds Cakes. Ain’t gonna tell you where it was bought, cause it’s a fuckin state secret.

- Coffee. Choose your fighter: Piss (Tim’s) or Expensive Piss (Starbucks); there is no other option apparently.

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