June 6, 2021

Here’s what you missed this week on Food in the Waterloo Region....

• Dutchies. The only thing that expires faster than their products, are the posts in this group.
  

• Every time you ask about the food trucks or chick fil-a, two puppies die. Google is free and won’t drag your ass for being the 1300th person to ask the same damned question that day.
  

• The hands of tradesmen. Some of you haven’t read a slutty romance novel, and it shows.
  

• We’re renaming the group to “Unlicensed Kitchens in the Waterloo Region” since it’s the third most talked about thing here.
  

• “Put some work in or your tip will be as ugly as your personality.” Or, hear me out, maybe don’t be a dick? Tip your servers/bartenders AND pay them a living wage.

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• “Mystery Tuna”. Matt Bas is cooking again;
  

• Hangry Facebook Posts. We’ve all been there. You get exactly 6 minutes to give me my food or it’s going on Facebook;
  

• “Who carries this other than Costco?” Dude, who the fuck knows, cause you didn’t post a damned photo, and Costco sells everything these days;
  

• It has been zero days without milkshake shenanigans; and of course....
  

• Stacey Arnold. We’re starting a gofundme for her and I to go someplace warm after covid, so we can both get blind drunk and not read posts for a while