June 13, 2021
- Peggy Ryan
- Jun 13, 2021
- 2 min read
On this weeks recap of Food in the Waterloo Region…
ARE THE PATIOS OPEN AND TAKING RESERVATIONS?! Does anyone know how I can contact them since I’m apparently a goddamnit dingbat and missed the 900 other posts about it within the last hour.
If you have time to shitpost about the restaurant on Facebook, you have time to pickup the phone and call to get it resolved. Don’t be an asshole.
Chick Fil-A. I can honestly say I can’t wait for this hellhole to open so that maybe you’ll all stop choosing violence everytime there’s a post about it.
Making a post and turning comments off right away. The only thing you’re doing it encouraging more shitposts, which then invites the Karen’s to bitch about the shitposts.
McDonald’s. Look, if you worked there (or in any restaurant really) you’d also be 100% done with serving people for the day too. Especially if they’re being abusive little shits.
Brought to you by our sponsors:
North Shawarma (“The chicken is fucking raw!”);
Defrosting mats (apparently if you’ve been cooking for many many years and use these, the meat goes bad in under 30 minutes );
Food delivery apps (“i complained about things so much that they won’t compensate me anymore!” Let me get the worlds smallest violin so I can play you the song of someone who gives a shit);
Food Porn in the Waterloo Region (“I didn’t realize this group was for thirteen year olds just learning about sex…” time for you to join Someone Offended Me in Waterloo Region!); and of course…
Tony Banh (swingin the mighty banh hammer, whistling a pretty tune, on his way to shoot some ice cream porn).
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