April 25, 2021

Here’s what you missed, this week on Food in the Waterloo Region...

- It has been 1 day without milkshake shenanigans.

- Bong water. Why do I have a sneaky feeling that those of you who are drinking bong water, are the same folks using hot dog water for other shit?

- Tim Hortons. You don’t go for quality, or even convenience. Why are you surprised when somethings fucked up?

- Nut milk. Look, there are so many jokes that can be made here, but I have to say, it’s gotta be hard to milk those nuts everyday.

- “Did you contact the restaurant?” Why are we asking questions we already know the answers to? Spoiler alert, they didn’t.

- “I ordered liver from a burger restaurant and it was tough. I wanted it cooked the way I wanted it cooked.” There’s this wild, brand new idea I’ve got for you, it’s called cook it yourself.

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Fast Food (you’re not ordering meat or cheese. You’re order the shits and it costs extra);

Assholes (we all have them, it’s just wild to see them speak);

Sweet Treats by Tee (order from her - if you learn one thing from my posts, take the knowledge that this woman is a goddess of desserts. I will take no dissenting opinions on this matter);

And of course, Tony Bành, whose currently making more wholesome ice cream related content for YouTube.