April 18, 2021

Previously, on Food in the Waterloo Region...

- “I fail to see how this is an essential service.” Because fuck the people who work in the food services industry right?

- Milkshakes. Did all 31,000 of you go to HolyShakes and forget that “my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard”? Sleep with one eye open.

- Endangered foods. If you spot a full large container of McDonald’s fries in the wild, do not approach it. They, like the author, frighten easily.

- Tipping your Skip/Uber/DoorDash drivers. I can’t believe we have to have this discussion. If you don’t tip, I hope someone shits in your food.

- Peaceful Protests. Go protest at Queen’s Park or Parliament Hill you fucking potatoes.

- “There’s so many Karen’s in this group.” Tell me you’re the creator of “Food of Waterloo Region & Area (moderated)”, without telling me you’re the creator of it.

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- The Hemlock Street Burger Bar (where you get offended because you ordered a smash burger without knowing what it was);

- Reporting posts (it was the anal beads that offended you, wasn’t it?);

- Shawerma Plus (hot sauce, garlic sauce, let’s be honest we’d bathe in it because it’s so damn good);

- And of course, Tony Bành (the captain of this shit show ).