April 11, 2021

This week, on Food in the Waterloo Region...

- “When did ice cream become essential?!” Listen up bitches, I would literally fight someone for ice cream, anywhere, anytime.

- Ordering Chicken from Red Lobster ; who hurt you? The only thing worse would be ordering the “soup” Matt Bas made for dinner last night.

- Chick Fil-A. Like a bad case of the clap, this shit will haunt you everywhere you go.

- Cauliflower. Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew - all makes it easier to scrap into the garbage where it belongs.

- Bussy Ice Pops. Someone had the bright idea to ask the question “what if we made a freezie in the shape of anal beads?”

Brought to you by our sponsors: Karl Nieva (the most wholesome poster in this group, with adorable kids); KFC Plant-Based sandwiches (the sticker is the best part); The Hemlock Street Burger Bar (now offering the poison burger by special request); and of course, Tony Bành (he enjoys finger lickin good ice cream).

Ps: for folks asking me to do this every week; I already do. You can read previous posts by using the search feature in the group (search my name). I also have a blog where the recaps are posted (link in last weeks comment section).